Lick me!

This is a letter I received from a student the other day. You might have to zoom in for a better look.
Man! I must be one gifted teacher. I've been giving this woman English lessons for about two a half years, and she still can't get my name right!
I will admit to the odd slip myself when it comes to 'L' and 'R' - big sis will testify.
But to still not know my name... it makes me clazy!