Before
For the last three weeks I tried rockin' a full beard. I liked it for the first ten days or so. Then it started to get so itchy. I had visions of myself ending up looking like yer man from 'Lost' or something. Instead, I ended up looking more like Debbie Reynolds. Only former inmates of St. Aidan's CBS can appreciate the true horror of this statement. It was bad - 'nuff said.

After

Backck to my former glory. How did I get a tan

in the 24 hours between pictures?

Maybe I have jaundice. That said, I did have

carrot juice for breakfast, though.